Love sms (16)

If u hav a secret lover, lover, husband,wife,.......

These LOVE SMS msg's r 4 U

**what is a plant without the sun,
what is a fish without water.
What am I without you,
that is why I tell you ..
I love you.

**I opened my bag and found it empty.
I reached in 2 my pocket and found a few coins
then i searched my heart and found u!
that's wen i realised how rich i am.

**two bees in love...
one day they decided to play hide n seek...

they fixed a flower and decided that tomarrow one who will come first and sit on this flower will love the other more... at morning the female bee came very early and waited for the flower opened. she was shoked to see that the male bee had died inside it bcoz he was waiting since last night to tell her how much he love her.......

**I love the 'o'
i love the 'y
'i love the 'u'
put them together and i love 'you'.

**Seasons will Change,Colours will Fade,

But....One thing that will Never Change...The way that I love a U...

LOVE U SOOO MUCH.....

**U promised 2 take care of me,
but u hurted me,
u promised me 2 bring me happiness,
bt u brought me tears,
u promisd me ur luv bt u gave me PAIN....ME?
i promised u Nothing but I gave you EVERYTHING!!!!

**Each n every life in this world has been painted by God's own hands,That's why I am thankful God,coz when he painted my life he included a lovely color; that is U..!!.!!.

**Sometimes ur joy is bcoz of ur smile,

sometimes ur smile is becoz of joy..

But everytime U r with me..I will be joy always.

**I am in hospital now;After a few minutes, I will be taken to a surgery room;The doctor said to me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.Lov u sooooo much..

**In the morning n at noon, I do not eat bcz I think of U,

In the evening,I do not eat bcz I think of U,

At night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

**First time i met u i was scared 2 touch u;

First time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u;

First time i kiss u i was scared to love u,but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

**My teacher told me that one day equals to 24 hrs;

one hours equals 60 minutes n one minute equals 60 seconds;

but she never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

**It was a rainy day when u were born,but it wasn't rain, the sky was crying, because it lost his most beautiful angel...!

**love doesnt ask who r u?where r u frm n wht u did;

love only says u r mine;n says I LOVE U....

**I lov each n every star in the sky,but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!Love u...

** Remind me like a pressed flower in ur personel note book.

**Its may not contain its fragrance but it shows my existence for ever

( above two sent by Chandan,9989287289)

I miss u SMS(17)

**Whnever i miss u.. I don't search4 u in my dreams..,
or try to hear ur words in ur msgs.. ,
I jst put my right hand across my chest and ill feel u..........MISS U.

**Can u keep a secret?
Between u and me,
U promise?I really need to tell u this...Well...I MISS U...

**My teacher told me ,1 day = 24 hrs,
1 Hour=60 Mins & 1 Min = 60 secs;
but she never told me 1 sec without a FRIEND like you is equal to 10000 years.
Miss you.

**In My entire life,I learned how 2 smile,How 2 cry,
How 2 Work.How 2 Love,
but I never learned how 2 stop MISSING YOUI miss u soooo much...

**If u want to know how much I miss u,
then,try to catch rain drops,the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
n the ones u miss is how much I miss u...

**ABCDEFG
HIJKLMN
OPQRS
T*VWXYZ.
Hav I missed any thing?Yes, I missed 'U'.

**It just take a minute to get a crush on somebody;
An hour to like someone & a day to love someone,
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.Miss u!

**There's no Spl reason for this msg,
I just wanna steal a moment out of ur busy life& hope I can make u smile n say I MISS U.

**Close your Eyes,
Relax a bit n stop your Breathing as long as you can...
NOW BREATH......I Miss u as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!

**u may be away frm me,
but not away frm my mind..
u may be out of my sightbut..not out of my heart..
i may not tell ui miss ubut i always do.....

**Whenever I didn't see U, Stars falls down from the Sky;
So any n8 if you find the sky empty,
don't blame me!It's not my fault;U made me Miss U Soooo Much!!

**Won't u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that truefriendship never dies.
Although we may change & drift apart,I will always value u deep within my heart!
Miss u sooo much!!!

**The Word 'Hello' means
H=How R U?
E=Everything OK?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon
O=Obviously, I miss you!

**earth may stop rotating,
Stars may stop twinkling,
candles may stop melting,
fish may stop swimming,
but i never stop missing u......

**I hide my tears when i think of u,
but the pain in my heart is stil the same.
though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!

**An simple Bye make us sad,
A simple Joke make us joy,
simple Care make us fall in love,
I hope my simple SMS make you think of me.I Miss U..

**My eyes R burning coz I can't C U,
My hands R empty coz I can't hold U,
My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U,but,
My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!

Gud Morning sms(7)

1#Every sunset decreases one day,
Every sunset decreases one day less to live!,
But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope!
So, hope 4 the best.
Hav a nice day!

2#Somedays, u may hurt in order to grow,
Somedays, we may fail in order to know,
Sometimes, we may lose in order to gain,
Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain.
Hav a great day!




3#Wishing u.......... Gud Morning Gud Afternoon GudEvening Gud Night,
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I save the money.....................
Hav a gud day!

4#Start ur day with gud mor,
!A night hug warms the heart,
a night kiss brightens the day,
and a gd morning to start your day!
Gud Morning!

5#God created some wonderful pairs in dis world,
Trees n Flowers,Heart n beats,Fish n water, Flowers n colours,
My msgs n ur smiles.
Hav a gr8 day!

6#I'm sending u 100 smiles,
take 1 for now &Keep the remaining 99 under ur bed,
Pick out 1 every morning ,cozI want 2 see u smiling always.
Gud Morning!

7#Once I was on a boat thinking of U…
wen I looked down, I dropped a tear into the pond...
Then I said to myself that until someonenot finds it, I won’t forget U…
Good Morning!

Happy New year(3)

1#We will open a Dairy. Its pages are blank. We are going to put letters & Words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.
Happy New Year.

2#With all the Rose's Perfume, & with all the stars in the universe & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..
Happy New Year.

3#Every Person regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.

dirty sms jokes(18)

** Boy: R rats giving u trouble?
Girl: No.
Boy:They, U must hav a nice pussy!

**A boy walks up to a girl and says
can we play *disappear*?
she says:what's that?
Boy replies:we go to my place,
hav s*x n then we disappear.

**Sky is blue, Pickles are green, I love ur legs & whats in between!

**who is senior: penis or vagina????
ans: vagina.
ofcourse, penis always stands up when saw a vagina.so respect the senior.

**On a First night,
a nervous Husband tells his Wife 'Im just 4Ft 6 inches! & ur..?'
Wife: 'Forget the 4ft.Lets Concentrate on the 6 inches!

**If u define a married women as a polo:- a mint with a hole.. how would u define a virgin.
ans:CENTRE FRESH.

**Bob:Who is the best goalkeeper ?
johnny-A woman
Bob-why ?
Johnny-Because, whichever way you fu*k her, the balls just won't go in.

** Govt. of America has introduced a new rule:
"Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!"
You are safe....Where should i hide?????

**A pop dancer was dancing and audience Clapped Fully.
Then she removed top... more clap.
Then she removed bra...more clap.
Suddenly, she removed her Panty but No clap!
She asked manager- what happened? He said with one hand People can't clap.

** A Maths teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.

**What's the difference between PANTIES of 1960 And 2007 ?
Ans:..... u have to seprate the panties to see HIPS ....but... now u have to seprate hips to see panties .

**Robert: Did you father help your mother with your homework?
Suresh: No, he did it all by himself.

**Want to hear a dirty joke?
3 pigs jumped in mud.
Want to hear a clean joke?
They took a bath.

** If U think there is gud in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

**Man: How much calcium is there in woman's Breasts?
Woman: Woman's Breasts have enough calcium to help a Man's boneless thing standup!

** 3 rats are being chased by a cat. The rats were cornered when one of it turned around and barked, "Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!" The surprised cat ran away scared. Later when the rat told their mother what happened, she smiled and said, "You see, it pays to be bilingual!"

**A Cricket commentator describing her nude girl friend.....
There is no cover, there is no extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully, with little grass on the pitch.

**Man:y did u make women so beautiful?
God: So that you will love them.
Man:But why did U make them so dumb?
God:So that they will love U.

adult(10)

ADULT SMS messages:


**Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a boy puts his location in a girl's
destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!

**There is anal-sex, Fat-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, bad-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !

**Do U like mathematics?
if U,then add a bed,subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!

**A lady who opens her hands recieves gifts;
who opens her heart recives love;
who opens her legs recieves happines.

** Hiii congrats 4 ur achievement;
U have been awarded an M.B.A degree;
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’;
Kindly forward it 2 atleast 10 M.B.A’s.

**SEASON DHAMAKA SPECIAL OFFER:
Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby;
HURRY UP!!!!First ten will get twins.

**The Lawyer asked the prostitute -
'So wen did u notify that u r Raped?'
Prostitute: 'When the cheque bounced!'

**Now a days, its cool to have small cars and small computers.
Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too,then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

**Roses are red,Violets are blue,Sugar is sweet,n so r u.But the roses are wilting,The violets are dead,The sugar bowl’s empty,And so is your head.

**If ur whole beautiful life, u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,I’ll come, hold ur hand,take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

Friendship(17)

1#A fantastic saying.................
"Dream is not what u see in sleep....,
Dream is the thing which does not let u sleep."

2#Good friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare.
Bad friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

3#A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a good friend like U, making my everyday seems so wonderful. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

4#If U need a friend and there are a thousand steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 999 step to be there for you.

5#A friend is never a coincidence in ur life, they are meant to enter ur life to bring u joy,fun and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

6#A True Friendship isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

7#Let me guess what's you r doing...
Studying?Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!Sleeping?Nah!
Caught U!Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!Oh now U R smiling.

8#A True friend is like a pc;
me 'enter' ur life,
'save' u in my heart,
'format' ur problems,
'shift' u 2 gud opportunities &
never 'delete' u from my memory!

9#True Friends r like angels that come from above.
sent by God 4 me 2 luv.
so wen u r lonely sad n blue remember ill be there for u!

10# Friendship is like onion,
it contains many layers in it,
it will add tatse to ur life,
but if u tired to cut it off,u will have tears in ur eyes.

11#A dream lasts forever, and never die;
True friends stay together and never say gud bye.

12#As long as we hav dreams, yesterday remains;
As long as we hav hope, tomorrow awaits;
As long as we hav Friendship,Everyday will never waste!

13#Friend is like a star;
Everytime,u can't see it;
But you know they are always there for you...

14#EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF pEoPlE PasSiNg By mE,
ThAt mAkeS mE tHiNk tHat,
LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

15#A True friend is worth more than all the gold in the world.

16#Sky is blue,
violines are bleu,
a face like yours belongs2 zoo.

17#Feel gud whn some1 Miss u,
Feel better whn some1 Loves u,
But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

18#Rose is a flower that stands for an hour,
but frndship is a tower that stands for ever.
(sent by Hari)

19#coming 2gether is a begining,
keeping 2gether is progress,
living 2gether is life,
dying 2gether is love,
but feeling 2gether is friendship

(sent by ABHAY)

Funny sms jokes(21)

1# 19% of the population is now drinking coffee,

60% is having sex,

20% is watching television

and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand.

2#Sardar proposed a lady......

She said Im 1yr elder to you...........

Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

3#Women are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.

4#A man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she doesn't need.

5#God created the earth, God created the trees, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

6#Tcher: How Old is ur father?

Munny: As old as I m.

Tcher: How is it possible?

Munny: He become father only after I was born.

7#Hello! I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now.....

sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

8#I'm a killer,I kill people for money.........

But because, you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!

9#Father:when I beat u, how will u control ur anger?

Son:I will clean toilet.

Father:how does that satisfy u?

Son:I will clean with ur tooth brush.

10# Survey says: only 10% have brains.Rest have girl friends

11#Why did Lord Create 'u' b4 Me....?

Ans: B'cause he wanted to Create a 'trail', Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece*

12#Husbd: Dear, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 200ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

13#Gopal: how many women do u believe must a man marry?

Mr. Nel: 16 Friend,

Gopal:Why? Mr. Nel:

Mr.Nel: Coz the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

14#Girls are like blu jeans, They look gud 4 a while but eventually they fade and hav to be replaced.

15#Its hard 2 think abt GOD,

He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives!

16#A sardar fell in love a nurse..

After a long thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"

17# Friend 1: Why always God stay up in heaven?

Friend 2:Because ,they are afraid of what they hav made!

18#A baby Pig asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?

The father says to him, don't bother my son, u should see the one who is reading this!!

19#Scientist's all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell thm ur age...

20#After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "U know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, darling! I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."

21#Principal: Now, David, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

David: No sir, I don't hav to, my Mom is a good cook.