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ADULT SMS messages:


**Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a boy puts his location in a girl's
destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!

**There is anal-sex, Fat-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, bad-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !

**Do U like mathematics?
if U,then add a bed,subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!

**A lady who opens her hands recieves gifts;
who opens her heart recives love;
who opens her legs recieves happines.

** Hiii congrats 4 ur achievement;
U have been awarded an M.B.A degree;
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’;
Kindly forward it 2 atleast 10 M.B.A’s.

**SEASON DHAMAKA SPECIAL OFFER:
Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby;
HURRY UP!!!!First ten will get twins.

**The Lawyer asked the prostitute -
'So wen did u notify that u r Raped?'
Prostitute: 'When the cheque bounced!'

**Now a days, its cool to have small cars and small computers.
Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too,then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

**Roses are red,Violets are blue,Sugar is sweet,n so r u.But the roses are wilting,The violets are dead,The sugar bowl’s empty,And so is your head.

**If ur whole beautiful life, u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,I’ll come, hold ur hand,take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.