1# 19% of the population is now drinking coffee,
60% is having sex,
20% is watching television
and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand.
2#Sardar proposed a lady......
She said Im 1yr elder to you...........
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
3#Women are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.
4#A man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she doesn't need.
5#God created the earth, God created the trees, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
6#Tcher: How Old is ur father?
Munny: As old as I m.
Tcher: How is it possible?
Munny: He become father only after I was born.
7#Hello! I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now.....
sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
8#I'm a killer,I kill people for money.........
But because, you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!
9#Father:when I beat u, how will u control ur anger?
Son:I will clean toilet.
Father:how does that satisfy u?
Son:I will clean with ur tooth brush.
10# Survey says: only 10% have brains.Rest have girl friends
11#Why did Lord Create 'u' b4 Me....?
Ans: B'cause he wanted to Create a 'trail', Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece*
12#Husbd: Dear, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 200ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
13#Gopal: how many women do u believe must a man marry?
Mr. Nel: 16 Friend,
Gopal:Why? Mr. Nel:
Mr.Nel: Coz the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.
14#Girls are like blu jeans, They look gud 4 a while but eventually they fade and hav to be replaced.
15#Its hard 2 think abt GOD,
He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives!
16#A sardar fell in love a nurse..
After a long thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"
17# Friend 1: Why always God stay up in heaven?
Friend 2:Because ,they are afraid of what they hav made!
18#A baby Pig asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him, don't bother my son, u should see the one who is reading this!!
19#Scientist's all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell thm ur age...
20#After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "U know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, darling! I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."
21#Principal: Now, David, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
David: No sir, I don't hav to, my Mom is a good cook.
2 Comments:
theese jocks are just foe little kids only,
i dont like this ,send some interstings other wise just time waisting
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